Exile on Clark Street

But I want to give Fuld away, T.R..

2010-03-08T13:40:12.150-06:00

But I want to give Fuld away, T.R..

There should be no need to give players away. The...

2010-03-08T13:33:34.151-06:00

There should be no need to give players away. The Indians should be thankful that anyone would pick up the brunt of Wood's $10 million for the year.

Oh, no, it's not like Felipe Lopez twisted in ...

2010-03-08T08:31:29.705-06:00

Oh, no, it's not like Felipe Lopez twisted in the wind for four months or anything. Goddamn it so much.

Well in Jim's defense, there weren't any m...

2010-03-07T23:10:49.725-06:00

Well in Jim's defense, there weren't any middle infielders available this offseason in free agency. I mean if there were, he would've obviously signed one right?

I sideways ballsack Mark DeRosa too.

2010-03-05T22:18:28.385-06:00

I sideways ballsack Mark DeRosa too.

That Silva guy's head looks like it's goin...

2010-03-05T21:34:59.839-06:00

That Silva guy's head looks like it's going to explode - it's like a pimple.

Barf.

I <3 Mark DeRosa! I die on the inside every time I think about him wearing Cardinal red.

I love this fuckin' guy!

2010-03-05T14:05:50.085-06:00

I love this fuckin' guy!

If you're going to play the race card, it'...

2010-03-05T08:31:44.506-06:00

If you're going to play the race card, it's important to double down.

Oh the anger...

2010-03-04T18:24:05.218-06:00

Oh the anger...

Milton Bradley is still in the league?

2010-03-04T18:08:31.931-06:00

Milton Bradley is still in the league?

Funny. The Cubs made the playoffs the previous tw...

2010-03-04T14:39:45.905-06:00

Funny. The Cubs made the playoffs the previous two seasons, then Milton joined the team and they missed the playoffs. Clearly it's Milton's fault, not the Cubs.

Don't drag me into this shit. I got enough of ...

2010-03-04T13:13:10.561-06:00

Don't drag me into this shit. I got enough of my own problems without having to worry about Crazy Milton...

Shit...

Amen Wolter. Amen.

2010-03-04T12:52:24.469-06:00

Amen Wolter. Amen.

THIS TEAM NEEDS MORE NEGROES

2010-03-03T18:27:08.695-06:00

THIS TEAM NEEDS MORE NEGROES

From what I've heard, after an earthquake due ...

2010-03-03T08:56:00.607-06:00

From what I've heard, after an earthquake due to atomic testing, Murton found a mystical amulet in a cave under the Hanshin Tigers' Stadium which allows him to grow into the beloved Giant Ginger Baseball Roboman, who battles any and all giant monsters that threaten his new home.

Also, he narrowly lost to Sakai in a recent episode of Iron Chef.

Demp needs to quit moonlighting on Myth Busters an...

2010-03-03T01:54:13.872-06:00

Demp needs to quit moonlighting on Myth Busters and focus on pitching (Does thinking all red haired goateed people look alike make me racist? Yes, it does).

You're not a ballplayer, you're a piece of...

2010-03-02T20:33:55.624-06:00

You're not a ballplayer, you're a piece of shit! Wait, you're not a ballplayer. Damn.

I'm sure we'll check in on Murton's ad...

2010-03-02T13:45:14.509-06:00

I'm sure we'll check in on Murton's adventure in Japan from time to time.

So far so good..... Keep on truckin' Er I mean...

2010-03-02T12:50:15.276-06:00

So far so good..... Keep on truckin' Er I meant bloggin'

So you guys are going to keep us updated on Murton...

2010-03-02T10:35:59.197-06:00

So you guys are going to keep us updated on Murton's home runs in Japan, right? RIGHT?!?!

Today, Lou's gut would crowd the plate.

2010-03-02T09:53:12.490-06:00

Today, Lou's gut would crowd the plate.

Editors note: the 1979 Athletics lost 108 games th...

2010-03-02T09:37:24.069-06:00

Editors note: the 1979 Athletics lost 108 games that year. One less than the recent upstart Toronto Blue Jays.

Tony Armas is a super-sub on RBI Baseball for NES....

2010-03-02T08:49:09.746-06:00

Tony Armas is a super-sub on RBI Baseball for NES. If you don't sub him in for Spike Owen, you don't know shit about playing RBI.

Looking forward to it, gents. I'll have to giv...

2010-03-01T19:44:01.627-06:00

Looking forward to it, gents. I'll have to give a shout.

I'm so confused. . . but reading.. . but conf...

2010-03-01T17:26:40.150-06:00

I'm so confused. . . but reading.. . but confused.