Bitching about your cable company really isn't a stretch.  No one really likes their cable company.  You might as well complain about a cold sore on your mouth.  At least you'll get more sympathy with the cold sore, or at least some mockery from your friends, Herpes Face!

Anyway, as I just sat down to watch some television I flip through my guide to find lo and behold, I have the newly debuted Oprah Winfrey Network!  That's right, my cable provider has graciously given me a channel completely about Oprah fucking Winfrey as soon as it premiered.

So what, right?  Well, this is the same cable company that STILL doesn't carry NFL Network or MLB Network, and refused to carry Big Ten Network until the mass exodus of hundreds of customers in Iowa forced them to pick it up.  But god dammit I can watch the behind the scenes magic of Oprah's final season!

Happy New Year motherfuckers!