The Blackhawks stormed into Vancouver last night and defeated the Canucks 5-2 on the back of Dustin Byfuglien's hat trick. In honor of Big Buff's all around awesomeness, I present the following. Cue the wah-wah guitar and strings.

Who's the black NHL forward
That's a thorn in Luongo's side?
(Buff!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That hits and scores to drive the ladies wild?
(Buff!)
Can ya dig it?

Who is the cat that won't cop out
When there's hosers all about
(Buff!)
Right on

You see this cat Buff is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Buff
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his wingman
(Big Buff!)

The Blackhawks lead the series 2-1.